All the animals in a room/ playing pontoon/when the accusations started flying/
The guinea fowl said foul/ the cheetah’s a cheater/ and you, Mr. Lion, are lyin’/
The bat lifted his bat/and took a swipe at the cat/who ducked in a swallow dive/
Meantime the panda/ who’d been goosed by the gander/ said I wonder who pinched my backside?/

Now the cockatoo knew/ that the kangaroo /was new to the game of pontoon…