So, you found a little red squirrel
and now you’re hysterical
because its sitting in the front seat of your car
But don’t get a bee in your bonnet
(hope you’re following this sonnet)
after all you haven’t driven that far.
To be perfectly frank,
if it was a tiger in your tank
you’d be cheesing like a chimpanzee
But if it had been ants in your pants,
that would have caused you to rant
you’d be itching to get out of here!
A little bird told me…